Microsoft XP Source Code.c

   1 /* Source Code - Windows XP */
   2
   3 #include "win31.h"
   4 #include "win95.h"
   5 #include "win98.h"
   6 #include "workst~1.h"
   7 #include "evenmore.h"
   8 #include "oldstuff.h"
   9 #include "billrulz.h"
  10 #include "monopoly.h"
  11 #include "backdoor.h"
  12 #define INSTALL = HARD
  13
  14 char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
  15 void main()
  16 {
  17   while(!CRASHED)
  18   {
  19     display_copyright_message();
  20     display_bill_rules_message();
  21     do_nothing_loop();
  22
  23     if (first_time_installation)
  24       {
  25       make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
  26       do_nothing_loop();
  27       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  28       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
  29       make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
  30       disable_Netscape();
  31       disable_RealPlayer();
  32       disable_Lotus_Products();
  33       hang_system();
  34       } //if
  35     write_something(anything);
  36     display_copyright_message();
  37     do_nothing_loop();
  38     do_some_stuff();
  39
  40     if (still_not_crashed)
  41     {
  42     display_copyright_message();
  43     do_nothing_loop();
  44     basically_run_windows_31();
  45     do_nothing_loop();
  46     } // if
  47   } //while
  48
  49   if (detect_cache())
  50     disable_cache();
  51
  52   if (fast_cpu())
  53     {
  54     set_wait_states(lots);
  55     set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
  56     set_mouse(action,jumpy);
  57     set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
  58     } //if
  59
  60   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  61   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  62   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  63   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  64   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  65   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  66   printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
  67
  68   if (system_ok())
  69     crash(to_dos_prompt)
  70   else
  71     system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
  72
  73   while(something)
  74     {
  75     sleep(5);
  76     get_user_input();
  77     sleep(5);
  78     act_on_user_input();
  79     sleep(5);
  80     } // while
  81   create_general_protection_fault();
  82
  83 } // main